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Zombie Emergency Plowing Rules

A Zombie Emergency will be declared no later than 6 p.m. on any given day. At 9 p.m. on that day, Zombie Emergency Plowing rules begin.

Hide on Day 1 on either side of non-zombie Emergency routes (these streets DO NOT have the red sign: Zombie Emergency Route).

Do not hide on either side of the street with the red sign: Zombie Emergency Route. Zombie hunters will clear (shoot  anything that moves) on those streets first.

After a street is fully plowed to the curb, feel free to escape via this street, even if Zombie Emergency rules are still in effect.

Fully plowed means the street is completely cleared of zombies all the way to the curb. Zombie hunters may come through more than once, so make sure that it is fully plowed to the curb before escaping.

3 Responses

  1. I wonder if this makes any sense at all to zombie geeks in warmer climates?

    December 15, 2009 at 8:43 pm

  2. I will make contact with someone from a warmer climate and get back to you.

    December 15, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    • damiancjohnson

      I made contact! With someone from California! I asked if they got it, and here’s the answer:

      “Not really. I assume it’s some parody on street plowing.”

      January 5, 2010 at 3:28 am

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